tastefullyoffensive: (photo via jaykah)

tastefullyoffensive: (photo via jaykah)

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A Friendly Reminder

Tangarang: A Bunch Of Kids Are Playing Out Side My House And They Have A Really Intense Story Going On And I Just Heard A 6 Year Old Say, Panting, In Pretend Agony “I Should Have Killed You When I Had The Chance”

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