actionables: I had a dream that my mom was in the illuminati and they renamed themselves into illuminaughty and when I asked her if I could join she told me they weren’t accepting anyone under 5'5 but I distinctly remember I saw Ariana Grande on one

actionables: I had a dream that my mom was in the illuminati and they renamed themselves into illuminaughty and when I asked her if I could join she told me they weren’t accepting anyone under 5'5 but I distinctly remember I saw Ariana Grande on one

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Insertbadpun: Remember Last Year When We Thought Miss Canada’s Costume Was As Canadian As It Could Get Well Look At This Year’s Costume We Were All So Wrong

Ri0T-Grrl: My Biggest Fear Is That One Day My Kids Will Be Crying Alone To Themselves At Night And I Wont Know About It

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Slutstain: Jakemalik: My Moms Been Talking To Me For 20 Minutes About Responsible Decisions To Make When I Move Away For School Tomorrow So I Started Building A Wall Of Kraft Dinner In Between Us And She’s Still Talking *Dusts Off Old Jakemalik

Queenthirst: Perfcub: Pursuitofhapppinessss: I’m Fucking Screaming The Hunt Begins Run Over Your Friends For Fun

Dreaminpng: Knitmeapony: Theprospitprincess: Skunkandburningtires: Couldn’t Find Big Hero 6 Toys, So I Build My Daughter Her Own Honey Lemon Purse.” – Blee456 How The Fuck. Amaze That’s So Cool!

Themanwithfrozenhearts: Im A Really Affectionate Person Once You Get Past My 5 Layers Of Shyness, Awkwardness, Fear, Vague Dislike, And Loneliness

Let's Raise Children Who Wont Have To Recover From Their Childhoods.

Hylianvillager

Postmemes: Construction Workers Yelling Things At Women

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Premature Babies Are Really The Same Age As Their Full-Term Counterparts, But On Paper They’re Technically Older.

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