billyjojo: imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

billyjojo: imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

Got-No-Meaning-Just-A-Rhyme

Got-No-Meaning-Just-A-Rhyme

Reblog If Ur Friend Is Worth At Least Six Potatoe

Burriton: I Really Don´t Know What I Expected

Reasons Im A 70 Yr Old Man:

Sarcastictexas: So, My Ipod Does This Fucking Genius Factory Thing Where It Forgets Which Artwork Goes With Which Album And It Makes Guesses. Because It’s Pretty Sure I Won’t Notice. Needless To Say, I Noticed.

When I Die, Don't Bury Or Cremate Me. Just Use My Body As A Cool Halloween Lawn Decoration.

Imaginarycomics:imaginarycomics: I Mixed Up “Donkey Kong” And “King Kong” And Accidentally Said “Kinky Dong” To My Parents Today I Called My Dad A Kinky Dong. He’s Big And Hairy And Started Going To The Gym Lately And All I Wanted Was

Twenyonepilots: I’m Falling So I’m Taking My Time On My Ride

Octiavablake: Octiavablake: Ohmigod, So I’m Seriously Sleep-Depived And My Mom Handed Me The Phone To Talk To Some Relatives And My Grandmother Came On And I Said “Oh, I Forgot You Were Still Alive.”I Said That.to A Person. To My Grandmother.

The Zodiac Signs And Their Zodiac Signs

Dkc2: Well I Know Reason #1

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