ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:

ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:

Vinegod: What Customer Service Is Really Doing When They Put You On Hold. By Josh Peck

Flannelbuttphenomenon: Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview Notice It And Look Concerned, Laugh A Little And Explain “It’s Just Temporary.” Months Later If Your Boss Asks Why You Lied And Said It Was A Temporary Tattoo,

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Xo Mama Bird

Xo Mama Bird

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Forestpenguin: When They Want The Thick Hair But Not The Thick Eyebrowswhen They Want The ‘Forehead Jewel’ But Not The ‘Dothead’ When They Want The Tan Skin But Not The Darkest Of Night When They Want The Third Eye But Not The Perspectivewhen

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