My dogs been an asshole lately. She woke me up three times last night at midnight, two, and seven. I already have trouble sleeping as it is. I was sooo pissed.

My dogs been an asshole lately. She woke me up three times last night at midnight, two, and seven. I already have trouble sleeping as it is. I was sooo pissed.

“Be Kind, And Have Courage!”

Baby&Amp;Rsquo;S Finally Asleep. I Guess The Planets Were In The Right Alignment For This To Happen But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Complaining. I Had To Change My Pants Because There&Amp;Rsquo;S Baby Puke On Them. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Covered In Formula, Formula Powder,Drool, Nasty

Babies Are Fucking Morons And I Never Want One.

Seriously I Really Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Do This. I Can Change A Diaper, Feed Your Baby, Burp Him/Her, But That&Amp;Rsquo;S Literally The Extent I Can Do This. I Cannot Handle A Screaming Fucking Child Who Won&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop Yanking My Hair Or Arching His Back Suddenly

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Such A Fucking Failure. I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop This

Today Was The Worst Day I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had In A Long Time. Had A Meltdown Once They Finally Came For Their Baby. Nearly Got Hit By A Semi On The Highway On My Way Home From The Store. That Was The Worst I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Cried In A Very Long Time. At Least My Night

Sextravert: Brb Gunna Slip Into Something More Comfortable Like A Coma

Demonologys: Sky Umbrella $10.27

Getfittogethot: God She’s Perfect

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&Quot;We Are All Stories, In The End.&Quot; ~ Doctor Who

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