If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka isn't water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up.

If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka isn't water and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up.

Dear Anonymous, Thank You For Notifying Me That Snooki Has Been Found And Is Being Exploited On National Television. Please Do Not Tell Anyone, Because I Kicked Her Out, She Is The Only Retarded Oompa Loompa. Sincerely, Willy Wonka

Losing A Friend Is Hard To Believe ...

Vanilla Yoda.

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The Badaonkadonk!

Its Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Death Before Dishonor.

Jaylene-Alize: Oh Dang

Elen-T: Hi :’)

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