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zombieinmybutt: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. So

zombieinmybutt: mcdammit: Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm Other sperm start burrowing into the egg and die on the way in. You were an opportunistic sperm that waited for the others to die making it easy for you to burrow in. So

zombieinmybutt:  mcdammit:  Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm

zombieinmybutt:  mcdammit:  Fun reproductive fact: you were not the fastest sperm

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Taken With Instagram

Sleepthroughthealarm: But What If You Ran Over Your Favourite Band Member Like Josh Ran Over Oprah

Sleepthroughthealarm:  But What If You Ran Over Your Favourite Band Member Like Josh

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Kobitch:  Kushandtumblr:  Carpevitam42:  Ikiddodrea:  Ariesivory:  Thelovelyatomicmushroom:

Kobitch: Kushandtumblr: Carpevitam42: Ikiddodrea: Ariesivory: Thelovelyatomicmushroom: Fierce—Monster: Fuckyeahqueenbeyonce: Fuckyesbeyonce: Iammommafierce: Countdowntocountdown: Snuggie Version Vs. Original I Love Everything About This.

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Half The Time When People Are Talking I Don’t Even Know What’s Going On So I Just Stand There And Smile And Act Like I Understand

 Half The Time When People Are Talking I Don’t Even Know What’s Going On So

When Someone Vents To Me,

When Someone Vents To Me,

My Often Complex Mind

My Often Complex Mind

Keepondreamingdreamer: Your Argument Is Invalid, Heres A Picture Of A Penguin Cat

Keepondreamingdreamer:  Your Argument Is Invalid, Heres A Picture Of A Penguin Cat

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