laugh-addict: biggest disappointment of my childhood: realizing hearts weren’t actually shaped like hearts

laugh-addict: biggest disappointment of my childhood: realizing hearts weren’t actually shaped like hearts

Pizza: When Someone Is Telling Me A Story All I Can Think About Is That I Can’t Wait For Them To Finish So That I Can Tell My Own Story That’s Better And Involves Me

I Hate How People Just Expect That You’re Going To Finish School And Get An Office Job And Meet Someone And Settle Down And Have Children And A Dog And Drive A Mazda Because I Don’t Want Any Of Those Things Especially A Mazda

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Agentgraham: #No One Is More Frustrated With The State Of The Human Condition Than Steve Harvey Is

Ludacolo: Asphyxion: I Went To A High School Where They Played Jeopardy Music When You Had About 30 Seconds To Get To Class And I Shit You Not Best Part Of The Day Was Seeing Kids Sprinting To Class With This Music Playing Omg Remember The Shark Music

Bluuuuuuuurbs: Hey Everyone! Please Help Spread The Word So That My Cousin Can Meet Russell Wilson! It Would Really Mean A Lot To Him. He Is Disabled, Yet I Am Not Afraid To Be Seen With Him. I See Him Everyday And I Always Try To Talk To Him When He

Sethmeyers: A 7 Year Old Boy In Virginia Was Suspended From School After He Pointed His Pencil At A Fellow Student And Said, “Bang!” Even Worse, He Pointed At Another Student And Said, “Would Not Bang.”

Svmvnthvjillivnp-B: I Have To Have This Dog.

Serendipity.

Nare-Bear: If You’re So Upset That We Weren’t Talking, Maybe You Should Stop Ignoring Me When We’re On The Phone Together. I Don’t Do Shit When You Call Me. I Seriously Stop Everything And Just Sit There So I Can Give You My Full Attention.

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