primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T

primadonnas: SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T

“I Made These”

Vivisroom: Nicoleforslund: Me When Someone Tries To Explain Math That Comment Is So Accurate It Hurts

Imsohornyithurts: Fedswatching: Damn. What

Goldenclitoris: Smoke Rings Are Cool But Onion Rings Are Cooler. Dont Do Drugs

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Ibongbakal: Bluemoon5510: I-Wontdance: Ballet Dancers In Random Situations. Link Photos By Jordan Matter Http://Iwontdance.com This Photo Set Is Just So Beautiful To Me Ballet Dancers Are The Most Flexible People Ever.

Lawsten: Countsassula: Story Time: One Time A Guy Liked Me So Much That He Kissed Me And I Had Never Been Kissed Before So I Screamed And Ran Away And Then He Pulled Me Back And Kissed Me All Over My Face And Now It’s 3 Years Later And We’re Planning

I Love Puns.

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Sassyunclepeter: Oh The Dark Night Is Moving Slower, And Sleep Wont Rescue Meleaving Me Here To Suffer, This Shameful Misery

Skeetbucket: Why Don’t I Remember Making This

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