mitchstompedmytaco: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

mitchstompedmytaco: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

Tyleroakley: Flozac: The Principal At My School Made An Announcement Yesterday That The Girls Need To Start Covering Up And Then I Found This In The Hallway Boom.

There’s Nothing Worse Than Getting Told You’re Bad At The Only Thing You’re Good At

Thelegendofelectraheart: Iamhiddlebatched: Turtwink: Turtwink: Hey Did You Know Im Too Complex For This World It Took Me Saying It Slowly Several Times To Understand This Joke. Fuck.

Mydropdeadromance: Thegloomypuppetshow: Dennisngocho: Remember When There Was A Guy-On-Guy Kiss On Drake And Josh And No One Gave A Shit? I Dunno Man I Think Drake Gave At Least A Third Of A Shit (Via Tumbleon)

This Is A Follower Appreciation Post Because If You Think About It When 1 Person Follows You It’s Not Just A Number It’s Like A Whole Real Person Who Breathes And Eats And Hits Its Pinky Toe Into Furniture I Mean It Has Legs And Everything Do You

A Half-Empty Girl

Jake

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Superherotimelorddetective: Choc-O-Late: Est-Offensa-Et-Mirari: Deppsydoodle: Deppsydoodle: Why Is Peter Pan Always Flying? He Neverlands I Love This Joke Because It Never Grows Old It Has A Nice Hook. This Doesn’t Make Sense. I’m Lost, Boys

Jake

Therisingofpokemon: ~~~

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