everyoneisdeadnow: if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

everyoneisdeadnow: if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

Aubre-Rose: Sigur-Roskolnikov: Carol-Fucking-Danvers: Wheeliewifee: It-Is-A-3-Patch-Problem: Thought This May Be Useful For A Few People On Here! This Is A New App Called ‘Self-Help Anxiety Management&Amp;Rsquo; By The University Of West England Sam

Whiteboyfriend: Phrux: Phrux: Russia Reblogging Because I Just Noticed He’s Not Even Throwing The Knives He’s Using A Pingpong Paddle Too How Did We Win The Cold War

Lettersfromtheattic: Ronaldkn0X: Scribblenauts: &Amp;Ldquo;Dad, I’m Gay.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Hi Gay, I’m Dad.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Dad, I’m Serious!&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Serious? I Thought You Were Gay!&Amp;Rdquo; #Dads Everywhere High Five Each Other In Celebration

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Clavid: Amazingphil: Megustamemes: Japan Does Pranks Right Hell Yes

Aibaaina: Kingdom Hearts 2.5 Hd Remix → 2014

Deluminator: My Sister Isn’t Talking 2 Me Bc Earlier She Was Doing Her Homework And She Was Like ‘God I Need Somewhere Flat To Write’ And I Said ‘How About Your Chest’

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Tokomon: Person: How Bout You Tell Me What Your Plans Are After Colleg— Me: How Bout You Deepthroat This Clit? Person:…. Me:

Astakides: Nindō (忍道; Literally Meaning “Ninja Way”) Is A Personal Rule That Each Shinobi Lives By. It Is Their Way Of Ninja Life, Their Motto Or “Dream” *

Glutenfreewaffles: Remember When You Put Your Glasses On For The First Time And You Realized You Could See Leaves On Trees

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