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Supernaturally-Marvelous: Twinkletwinklelittletardis: Ifell-Through-Theice: Marco-The-Cutie: Allmysecretdaydreams: How Is This Not The Best Thing? No Period And You Get To Be A Guy For A Week I Get To Have A Dick For A Week??? Sign Me Up *Presses

Herpowerisherown: Medioxumatepoet: Missionlameturtle: Andrysb24: Mandkips: #And Then He Dies #And She Starts Killing People Not To Mention The Whole Damn Town Gets Cursed He Doesn’t Just Die, He’s Lynched Because The Gaston-Equivalent Sees

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Ruinedchildhood: Bubbles You Little Shit

Sixpenceee: Guykneecologist: This. Omfg Reblogging Till The End Of Time

Sixpenceee: Statue In Cairo Airport That Makes Me Wonder

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Mary-Batman: Social Anxiety Isn’t “Omg I Hate People Lol I Wish I Was Sleeping And Watching Netflix!”. It’s “I Want Desperately To Be Able To Hang Out With People But I Hate The Feeling Of Sheer Panic And Fear I Get Around Them So I Don’t/

Memewhore: Vitaer: Dash Did A Thing… Omg How Lol

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