Unclefather: My Ex Got Mad On Facebook When He Found Out I Was Seeing Someone Else And He Wrote “I Hope He Likes Your Loose Pussy” So I Commented Back And Wrote “My Vagina Is A Muscle That Will Go Back To The Same Size After Sex. Your Penis Will
ho-ho-my-lad: brobecks: i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking
