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Red Bottomkitten In Heels

Leader-Of-Standing-Purgatorians: Princess-Romanova: So I Hadn’t Yet Come Out To My Mum And Today I Got Home To See That Someone Had Changed The Cover On My Bed To This And Then I Saw That They Left A Note On The Bed, So I Went Over To Take A Look

Mrtwentington: Skepticalavenger: Whats-An-Algebra: Do Atheists Say Oh My God Yep. We Say It Any Time We Hear Something That’s Unbelievable.

Orangewave: Sagethenate: Orangewave: I Mean Really, Who Doesn’t Want To Be A Mermaid The Little Mermaid Fucking Christ

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Kite117: And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too If It Weren’t For You Meddling Kids And Your Talking Dog

Arse-Moriendi: Awwww-Cute: My Friend Had Her Daughters At A Zoo When She Heard, “Ma’am, There’s A Lemur On Your Baby It’s The Lemur’s Baby Nowr

Bekstek: Mintike: Im Going To Stab Myself In The Foot I Just Sent My English Teacher My Essay On Hamlet And It Was Still Named “The Fresh Prince Of Denmark Yo Holla” Oh Man, I Love Receiving Unedited Final Drafts: Cracks Me Up Every Time

Shuckl: Shuckl: Shuckl: Toast Annoys Me So Much Cos Like It’s Bread That’s Been Toasted So We Call It “Toast” But If You Fry A Potato It’s Not Called A “Fry” Fries Do You Ever Look Back At Your Mistakes

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