today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

Kuogayku: Intentionallyhomosexual: Totallynotmisha: Hawk-And-Handsaw: It’s 2089. All Cops Have Been Replaced By Genetically Modified Dogs That Let Children Pet Them, Help Old Ladies Cross The Street, Chase Down Criminals, Never Eat Donuts, Bark

The Lord Of The Scorpios

Sodamnvexed

Guy: Omg Ok So I Was At My Locker And I Overheard A Guy Talking About How Some Other Guy Kept Making Eye Contact With Him And The Guy Was Like “I Think He’s Gay, That’s So Fuckin Weird” And A Girl Who Was Getting Her Stuff Beside The Guy Was

Nursejpg: Hey Lil Star. I Know U Can Get Very Lonely Out Here In This Big Universe, But It’s Okay. Just Look Around U. U R Part Of Constellations And Galaxies And U R Shining So Bright. Please Keep Shining U Look So Beautiful.

Billiondollarbaby: I Can’t Wait For Winter Because That’s When All Mosquitoes Die And Go To Hell Where They Belong

Tomjogi: &Amp;Ldquo;Phantom&Amp;Rdquo; By Mingzhu Yang (Http://Www.artstation.com/Artist/Ming)

Cummbunny: Like I Want A Man Who Will Snap Someone’s Neck For Laying A Hand On Me And Get Worried If I’m In Harms Way But Also Who Gives Me A Bath And Tucks My Hair Behind My Ear. Who Barely Speaks And Puts Up A Bad Boy Wall But Tells Me I’m His

My Little Space

My Little Space

Ilovekittenspetplay: I Am Sooo Like This Sometimesss

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