alabasterbones: i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

alabasterbones: i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

Begmetocome: That Grip… I’ll Make Sure You Know Who You Belong To …

Atop-The-Treetop: Sizvideos: Video This Is One Of Those Ideas Where Some Person Was Like “Hehe, This Might Be Silly.” And Then Struck Fucking Gold.

Commanderalexander: After Finding Out That He: Is The Same Age As Him: I No Longer Feel Like I Look Younger Than I Actually Am

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I'm His Bound Butterfly

Alphadaddydom: So Very True. ~Daddy

Being Sad Is A Waste Of Time

Human Pets

Sir's Playground

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