iamburdenedwiththedead: thecutestofthecute: Animals in Halloween costumes!!! who the fuck has a pet beaver

iamburdenedwiththedead: thecutestofthecute: Animals in Halloween costumes!!! who the fuck has a pet beaver

Alphabitches: My Cousin Came Out To His Mum By Baking A Cookie And Writing “Gay” On It With Icing And Then Went Up To Her And Said “You Are What You Eat” Then He Ate The Motherfucking Cookie And If That’s Not The Best Way To Come Out Idk What

Heyreallygiger: If I Ever Met Satan The First Thing I Would Say Is “Did It Hurt…When You Fell From Heaven??” It Would Be Hilarious. The Next Thing I Would Do Is Probably Burst Into Flame And Get Impaled Dozens Of Times But It Would Still Be Hilarious

Totallyfubar: Exploringnerddom: Exploringnerddom: My Boyfriend Got A New Super Fuzzy Blanket And After Seeing A Picture Of A Seal And A Dewgong, Decided That He Was A Dewgong And Is Now Wrapped Up In His New Super Fuzzy Blanket, Yelling Dewgong Instead

Class-Snuggle: My Roommate Bought A Pack Of 24 Rolls Of Toilet Paper Yesterday, In Addition To The Half Dozen We Already Had, And Stored All Of Them In The Bathroom. And Just Let Me Tell You, There’s Something Incredibly Calming And Reassuring About

Prince-Rylie: Pansexual And Asexual Are Literally The Easiest Sexual Orientations To Understand This Is Unbelievable

Vinebox: Remix

Kenny

Lovesfuzzystuff: D’awwwwwwwww

Sensualhumiliation: What Do You Feel Being My Captive Kitten?, Baby…

Shaverockandroll: The Only Dates I Want Are Tour Dates

Cringing At Someone Pronouncing My Name Wrong

Youngharlemnigga: Thefemaleandblack: Blowingcrystalclouds: Methamphriendofmine: Thefemaleandblack: Thahalfrican: Vipcunt: Oh My God Crackheads The True Pokemon Masters ^^^ &Amp;Ldquo;Crackheads Are The True Pokemon Masters&Amp;Rdquo; I Absolutely Love

BrownBubbas Brownasshole