Leonkumquat: When My Dad Was In College He Had A Friend Who Told A Girl He’d Take Her On A Date Unlike Any Other She’d Ever Been On And So He Took Her To The Supermarket To Watch The Lobsters Fighting In The Lobster Tank They’re Married Now
thedaysofthephoenix: krisbuscus: bandsdidyoumeanlife: bandsdidyoumeanlife: If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist
