leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now

leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now

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Andyroothebear: Theserafina: I Wanna Paint Pretty Things Like This On Someone. :O Meeee *^•^

Theserafina: Thedaysofthephoenix: Saint-Ghostsys: Let This Be My Legacy Whoops, Looks Like He’s Putin His Foot Down Jfc That Pun Made Me Laugh Far Too Hard

Everything-Fuckable:Buys Kinky Bra For Looking Hot In Front Of The Mirror At 3Am By Yourself

Theserafina: Idiotter: Johnthedragon: Pajaaamas: Have You Hugged Your Dinosaur Today Look At This Huge Baby The Tail Curled Around The Leg Aaaaaaah Awh I Want One!

Perletwo:jonesmadeatumblr:asgardiancherrypudding: Where Is Your God Now, Gender Roles? This Is Actually Probably The Best Way To Do Things. Put A Baby Changing Station In Each Of Them &Amp;Amp; We’ve Got A Grand Slam.

Beyleesi: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Just Broke My Personal Record For Consecutive Days Lived..going For The Record Again Tomorrow This Is Surprisingly Extremely Encouraging

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