Things That Happened On My First Day At Target

Things That Happened On My First Day At Target

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Mybloodkink: Someone Threatens Me With A Knife Me: Joke’s On You, Now I’m Horny

The Doll Collector

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Things Daddies Should Do For Their Littles

Degradeacunt:for Five Days, This Cunt Will Act As Nothing More Than His Alarm Clock. The Phone She Holds Only Allows Her To See The Time. She Is Not Allowed To Set The Alarm On The Phone, Just Use It At A Reference. She Better Not Be Late Or It’s

Dear Millennials,

Carbysorangeshirt: I Don’t Think Anyone Fully Understands How Iconic Of A Film The Princess Diaries Truly Is. Everything In That Film Is Iconic. The Apartment/Firehouse. The Scooters As A Method Of Transportation. “Get Off The Grass” In 4 Languages.

A Cruel Man's World

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