voxaphone: lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

voxaphone: lmaoalien: i am the human version of the first piece of bread when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.

Accioguitardis: Cyberunfamous: Trillow: How Much Do Islands Cost I Want One Less Than A College Education What The Fuck

Yakdad: There’s A Dentist’s Office Above The Starbucks I Work At And The Doctors Come Down All The Time And Today One Of Them Walked In After A Group Of His Coworkers And When They Saw Him He Exclaimed “Dentalmen!” And I Fuckin Lost It

Thorxndor: I Was Sitting On My Friends Bed With Her When She Came Out As Gay And I Was Looking Through A Chinese Food Pamphlet So I Put It Down, Looked At Her And Said “I Was Going To Suggest Ordering Food But I See Now You’d Prefer To Eat Out”

Kokorodisconnect: 無題

Milk Is The Best

Niggawitdreadz: Toohot-Tohoot: Niggawitdreadz: How To Spoon: Dick Hard On The Butt Titty In My Hand Kiss Ya Neck Hell Yeah What How To Spoon Dick Hard On The Butt Titty In My Hand Kiss Ya Neck H E L L Y E A H

Radical Dar B)

Motherofqueers: Hoodbypussy: Évolution Inversée Yes

Wastrelbeam: Fucking Hell Istg This Shouldn’t Even Be Humanly Possible

Alshmerh

Which -Dere Do You Think I Am?

Ghdos: I’m Moody As Fuck So If You Want A Relationship/Friendship With Me Understand That There Will Be Days That I Will Not Care For Your Presence Even Though You Did Nothing Wrong Followed By Days Where You’ll Be The Only Person That I Want To

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