Thorxndor: I Was Sitting On My Friends Bed With Her When She Came Out As Gay And I Was Looking Through A Chinese Food Pamphlet So I Put It Down, Looked At Her And Said “I Was Going To Suggest Ordering Food But I See Now You’d Prefer To Eat Out”
yakdad: there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it
