phantomdoodler: if we let all our old american dudes in the senate and congress duke it out like they do in european parliaments I wonder if they’d get anything done any more quickly

phantomdoodler: if we let all our old american dudes in the senate and congress duke it out like they do in european parliaments I wonder if they’d get anything done any more quickly

Cantstop-Love: Scvlptures: Depression Is When You Don’t Really Care About Anything Anxiety Is When You Care Too Much About Everything And Having Both Is Just Like What Having Both Is Staying In Bed Because You Don’t Want To Go To School And Then

Meeshay: Soberchipmunk: Made A Thing To Wear At D&Amp;Amp;D Tomorrow :3 This Is Cute

Sandrino-Partyoffive: Mattmcguigan: Mattmcguigan: How To Make Friends I Am Both Of Them.

Grumpys: I Hate When You’re Not In The Same Mood As Your Friend Like When You Want To Slay Your Enemies And Feast On Their Flesh And Your Friend Wants To Dance In A Field Of Daisies And Sing For The Sake Of Singing Like No Stop That Grab A Pitchfork

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Phantomdoodler: Okay But If I Actually Get A Job I’m Not Overqualified For After Graduating College, One Of Those Jobs They Tell You About It School That Actually Give You A Salary, Then I’d Be Making More Than My Parents Do? And That Is A Very

Phantomdoodler: Living The Dream

Phantomdoodler: Phantomdoodler: The Google Guys Are Only 41 And Forbes Says They’re The 18Th And 19Th Richest Billionaires Right Now I Could Definitely See Marrying A 41 Year Old Under Those Circumstances ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Mama-Bird: Coffeeandklonopin: Coffeeandklonopin: Carpe Diem - Seize The Day Carpe Noctem - Seize The Night Carpe Natem - Seize The Ass Seriously, If You Guys Don’t Stop Reblogging This I Am Going To Carpe Someone’s Neck And Break It. Carpe Collum

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Zhdanovshchina: Fav 90S Sitcom Trope: Mysterious Character Who Never Actually Appears In Any Of The Episodes In The ~10 Seasons But Is Referenced Countless Times

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