thebaconsandwichofregret: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS

thebaconsandwichofregret: casualdorkpatrol: casualdorkpatrol: so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went “ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS

Underutilizedromanticresource: Timelordparadise: Empathydisorder: 10Knotes: Bored Marines They’re Freedom Worms It’s Really Heartening To Know That Even Big Tough Marine Dudes Do The Sleeping Bag Thing I Like How In The First Gif He Just Kind

Can-I-Please-Just-Fade-Away: Samandriel: [X] “One Does Not Simply Dancey Dance Into Mordor” This Is The 3Rd Time I’ve Reblogged This And I Am Still Laughing Hystarically

Sailorstarengineer: Combeferret: Yo But This Says So Much About Rape When A Woman Would Literally Rather Be Around A Murderer Than A Rapist Hitmen Only Hit Who They’re Paid To Hit, Rapists Will Rape Anyone They Want To. I Would Much Rather Be Around

Luciferofficial: I’m Writing An Essay And It’s Great So Far

Invocative: I’m Going To Express All My Emotions This Way From Now On.

Annabellioncourt: Raydramon: Annabellioncourt: Raydramon: Drago-Gallantmon: Walked Into The Elevator And Found This, Welcome To College Everybody I Dare You To Eat It Don’t Eat That. Trust Me, I’m An Engineer, It’s Safe To Eat. If You Look

Killerkerfuffle: Narwhals-In-Space: Charlie-Says-Sloth: Swingingonthespiral: Perfect For Adventuring Reblogged Before But I Don’t Care. I Want These. Me Too Also Same In Addition To. Perfect For The End Of The World!

Sassy-Gay-Justice: &Amp;Ldquo;You’d Struggle To Pour Water Out Of A Boot With The Instructions On The Heel&Amp;Rdquo; God Damn Thats Some Shakespearean Shit Right There

Sexyseventhgrader: It’s 2014 Why Do Printers Still Sound Like You’re Sacrificing Your First Born Child To The Aztec Gods

Bonnsexuality: Sam-Cortland: Never Apologize For Your Fluency In English.if You Have A Different Mother Tongue, You Are Under No Obligation To Know English At All, Let Alone Fluent English.never Let Anyone Make You Feel Bad For Not Speaking Proper

Anfagistan: Nezua: A 13-Year-Old Girl Scout In San Francisco Recently Set Up Shop Outside A Marijuana Clinic And Sold 117 Boxes Of Girl Scout Cookies Within Two Hours. The Cookies Were Such A Big Hit, She’s Been Invited Back. [Boss Ass Bitch Plays

Kongoupak: First Thing Imma Do When I Get Out Is Take My First Fleet Out For Mamiya Ice Cream

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