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sassy-gay-justice: “You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel” God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

Sexyseventhgrader: It’s 2014 Why Do Printers Still Sound Like You’re Sacrificing Your First Born Child To The Aztec Gods

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Kongoupak: First Thing Imma Do When I Get Out Is Take My First Fleet Out For Mamiya Ice Cream

Bunjanecrocker: The Batterwitch Knows How Bad I’ve Been Wanting Halloween This Shit Is In Our Cart Now I Don’t Fuck Around All Hail Betty Crocker

Hobbitwalkingparty: Like Congrats, You Got Back Your Mountain, But You Also Succeeded In Waking The Dragon And Royally Pissing Him Off. At Least You Looked Really Majestic In That Wheel-Barrow.

Kongoupak: Touched Down In Oklahoma City. On The Bus To Ft. Sill! Can’t Say How Much I Appreciate Your Guys Best Wishes.

Phantomdoodler: There Are Some Things I Should Be Talking About With An Old Teacher Of Mine But I Never Stay In Contact With Teachers This Is Weird And I’m Uncomfortable

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Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Corn

Shinoboobs: I Always Check People’s “Nsfw” And “Me” Tags When I View Their Blog For The First Time Before Deciding If I Want To Follow Back

Meladoodle: Fake Moustache Falls Off To Reveal A Real Moustache God Damn My Identity Is Revealed

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