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50shadesofyodaddysdick: boyfriend: what’s for dinner? me:

50Shadesofyodaddysdick: Boyfriend: What’s For Dinner? Me:

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Shuckl: Shuckl: Shuckl: Toast Annoys Me So Much Cos Like It’s Bread That’s Been Toasted So We Call It “Toast” But If You Fry A Potato It’s Not Called A “Fry” Fries Do You Ever Look Back At Your Mistakes

Meowvgonspengler: Do You Ever Shift In Bed Slightly And Suddenly Youre In The Most Perfect Sleeping Position Ever And You Feel Like The Fucking Planets Are Aligned

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