dennys: COMPUTER: PAN ME UP, SCOTTIE.

dennys: COMPUTER: PAN ME UP, SCOTTIE.

Supersmashthestatebros: Okay, I Lied. I Don’t Have My License To Kill, But I Do Have My Learner’s Permit. As Soon As My Mom Gets Here, You’re Toast.

Galaxypug: Galaxypug: Why Does Facebook Chat Only Work When My Message Contains The Words Mark Zuckerburg Right Now

Spacetwinks: Pack Of Nerds Tell Me I Am “Ruining” The Singularity By Using It Primarily To Install More And More Lewd Cyborg-Animal Parts Into My Body; I Put One Dude Into A Headlock And Tell Him To Download Some Good Taste

Liliac-Vampir: Seralphia: Fireami: Tablespoons: “Teenagers Skip Breakfast Because They Think It Will Help Them Lose Weight” Actually No Thats Bullshit Teenagers Skip Breakfast So They Can Make It To School On Time Without Waking Up At 4 In The

Shuckl: Shuckl: Shuckl: Toast Annoys Me So Much Cos Like It’s Bread That’s Been Toasted So We Call It “Toast” But If You Fry A Potato It’s Not Called A “Fry” Fries Do You Ever Look Back At Your Mistakes

Meowvgonspengler: Do You Ever Shift In Bed Slightly And Suddenly Youre In The Most Perfect Sleeping Position Ever And You Feel Like The Fucking Planets Are Aligned

Tennants-Hair: Hipsterinatardis: L0Rdofthepeasants: Twofingerswhiskey: Ifellforloki: Teenage-Dirntbag: Casismyfavoritecolor: Sheepies: (American Voice) Hairy Padder (British Voice) ‘Arry Pouhta (Australian Voice) Hay Putta (Filipino Voice)

Willsicott: Tuxedoandex: Ugly: What Do You Call The Security Guards Outside Samsung Shops? What Guardians Of The Galaxy

Borwnie: Kill La Kill Is Real

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Hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: Remember There Was Almost Another Twilight Book But Someone Leaked It So Stephanie Meyer Refused To Finish And I’m 98% Sure It Was Robert Pattinson And God Bless Him

Mens-Rights-Activia: Benedict Cumberbatch Is Stopped Yet Again From Illegally Downloading Movies, God Bless

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