liliac-vampir: seralphia: fireami: tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE

liliac-vampir: seralphia: fireami: tablespoons: “teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE

Shuckl: Shuckl: Shuckl: Toast Annoys Me So Much Cos Like It’s Bread That’s Been Toasted So We Call It “Toast” But If You Fry A Potato It’s Not Called A “Fry” Fries Do You Ever Look Back At Your Mistakes

Meowvgonspengler: Do You Ever Shift In Bed Slightly And Suddenly Youre In The Most Perfect Sleeping Position Ever And You Feel Like The Fucking Planets Are Aligned

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Borwnie: Kill La Kill Is Real

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Hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire: Remember There Was Almost Another Twilight Book But Someone Leaked It So Stephanie Meyer Refused To Finish And I’m 98% Sure It Was Robert Pattinson And God Bless Him

Mens-Rights-Activia: Benedict Cumberbatch Is Stopped Yet Again From Illegally Downloading Movies, God Bless

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Ihaveabigcockpit: I’ve Gone Too Deep

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