shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes

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