slytherinoutbitches: Always reblog. ALWAYS.

slytherinoutbitches: Always reblog. ALWAYS.

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Animalscanttalk: Beagles Are Routinely Blinded In The Testing Of Shampoo And Soap. Think About That In The Shower!

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Morphinginthepuhsea: The Fact That This Is Real Makes It Even Funnier.

Blackproverbs: Black Folks Know They Love Some Lemon Pepper Trueeeeee

Deadaradiia: &Amp;Ldquo;If You’re Bi, That Means You Just Want To Sleep With Everyone!&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;So, You’re Asexual? Who Raped You?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;You Can’t Be Genderqueer! You Have To Be A Girl Or A Boy!&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;How Can You Be Gay? You

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Weird Dudes At Parties

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Bluhbluhhugedork: And This Is Why We Cosplay

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