Last night I was so drunk that I stumbled in my brothers room and fell asleep in his bed. When I woke up I was so scared and confused “Where am I? Did I have sex with that girl?? Where is she OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE”

Last night I was so drunk that I stumbled in my brothers room and fell asleep in his bed. When I woke up I was so scared and confused “Where am I? Did I have sex with that girl?? Where is she OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE”

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This Is My Mom And I. Me, Flagrantly Gay; Her, Horrified.

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