fallontonight: Mike Birbiglia knows just how to act on a bus when he sees an attractive woman.

fallontonight: Mike Birbiglia knows just how to act on a bus when he sees an attractive woman.

Cheapandjuicy: About Me

Pukexskywalker: Your-Virgin: If You Think Your Taste Buds Are So Incredibly Important That Their Pleasure Outweighs The Entire Life And Suffering Of An Innocent Being I Don’t Even Know How You Can Get Offended When People Question Your Morals. Oh

I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know What The Word Is For It But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Afraid Of Certain Textures. Not Like &Amp;Ldquo;Run Away Screaming&Amp;Rdquo; But I Get Super Anxious And Frightened When I See Things That Are Like Fuzzy-Ish, Tightly Packed, Circular Shapes. My Friends

Condensedbloodmilk: Misandry-Mermaid: Scandalouslyfollowing: Nuric: Cap-Out-Of-Time: Schwoozie: [X] Ooc: Reblogging Because Holy Shit. I Aspire To Be This Woman When I’m Older. Yasssssss! This Woman Was Born Before Women Were Legally Allowed

The Pornographication Of Fitness Needs To Stop

So My Date Sorta Got Cancelled. We Were Supposed To Go To The Park But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Raining So She&Amp;Rsquo;S Just Gonna Come Over To My Place

33113: White Tank Top No Bra All Titty Ayeeee

T0Tally-Pers0Nal: Let’s “Cuddle” And When I Say Cuddle I Mean Aggressively Makeout And Grab Me Everywhere Plans For Tonight

Genarowlands: ♪ Real Human Being And A Real Hero ♪ Me

Fuckyeahdementia: Reminded Me Of This.

Is Anyone Going To Talk About The Racism Surrounding The Hysteria Of The Ebola Outbreak? Today I Saw A Woman Arguing That In America &Amp;Ldquo;We Have Indoor Plumbing And We Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Play In Human Remains And Excrement&Amp;Quot;

Jetbag: Fuck This Ill Date Myself Damn

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