"Just because we go on dates doesn't mean we're dating! This isn't anything serious!"

"Just because we go on dates doesn't mean we're dating! This isn't anything serious!"

Theonion: Man Given 3 Months To Live Throws In One Or Two Non-Sexual Things To Do

Dentellesetfroufrous: Monica By Princesse Tam.tam Gasp!

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Kingcheddarxvii: If Someone Says “I Love U” And You Say “I Love U 2” Back, Make Sure You Add “No Bono” So They Know You Mean That You Love Them Too, Not Just The Legendary Irish Rock Band U2

Breaking: No Indictments Against Officers In Walmart Police Shooting Of John Crawford, Justice Has Not Been Served!!

I Have An Americorps Interview On Monday

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Chickpeatramp: I Want My Tombstone To One Day Read “Here Lies The Only Human Being On Earth Who Would Willingly And Regularly Devour A Plate Of Steamed, Plain Tofu” I Used To Eat Tofu Raw Unseasoned Cold

I Remember The Library In East Lib Before It Was Totally Shitty. Like, Yeah You Renovated The Building But Where Are The Fucking Books

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Lowkey-G: I Like Fems, I Like Stems, I Like Studs, I Like Androgynous Females, I Like No Labels, I Like Females That Don’t Want To Label Themselves A No Label Because They Feel Like That’s A Label. I Just Really Like Females

Theonion: Woman Worried Student Loans Could Prevent Her From One Day Owning Entirely Different Kind Of Crippling Debt

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