starfighterdameron: parents: how are you doing? me (having a breakdown): everything is under control situation normal uh we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh everything’s alright now we’re fine we’re all fine here, now, thank you… how

starfighterdameron: parents: how are you doing? me (having a breakdown): everything is under control situation normal uh we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh everything’s alright now we’re fine we’re all fine here, now, thank you… how

Orgy-Of-Nerdiness: Microbewrangler:orgy-Of-Nerdiness:do I Need More T-Shirts? Definitely Not. But Did I Buy This Anyway? You Betcha. It’s $16 For The Next 15 Hours And They Have Different Colors Http://Teechip.com/Vaxandgmosgood God I Want This

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Theryanproject: Whitegaytears: Alwaysbewoke: She Woke 🙂

Halalkomaeda: I Like How The Mario Series Never Really Explains Anything. Like Yeah Waluigi Exists, And We All Just Have To Learn To Deal With That

Pajamaben: Rules For Meeting A Dog: 1) Be Cool 2) Pet It 3) Do Not Steal It 4) Stop Running From The Owner 5) Put It Down 6) This Isn’t Worth Jail Time

Naturalblkgirlsrock: The Shade Lol

Pokemonmasterhaley: Shiinsei: Riseofthecommonwoodpile: Vuittonable: Remember Tokio Hotel No One Here Looks Like They’re In The Same Band Btw This Is Them Now This Is Such A Nice Transformation.

Durbikins: A Competition Between Retail Stores To See Whose Captain America T-Shirts Are The Most Pre-Faded.

Calciumcunt:

Meladoodle: I-Am-Your-Imaginary-Friend: Meladoodle: Challenges Of My Job: Kids Yelling At Me, Kids Pulling My Hair, Kids Screaming, Kids Crying At Me Perks: Free Cake Tho What Do You Work As??? I Get Hired To Steal Cake From Kids

Minestuck: Alternate Title: Young Children Gawk At Flaming Homosexuals

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