yelverton:“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

yelverton:“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

Tylerjoxeph: Im Still Screaming About “Milk Your Talent Can’t Be Velcro”

Bigassmagnet: Bisexualcaptainkirk: Me1 Side Quests More Like “Hey Shepard I Know You’re Busy But Apparently Humanity’s Entire Military Force Is Incompetent So We Need You, Specifically, To Take Care Of This” Joker: Message Coming In. Shepard:

Indirispeaks: Arewehavingpunyet: I Ain’t Afraid Of No Goats. I Am Suspicious Of The Pineapple Though.

Adore-Delano: The Abcs Of Adore Delano C Is For Catchphrases

Toddhowardfunkopop:the Timestamp Says 2017 But Every Fiber Of My Being Is Saying 2003

Homerichymn: Oedipus: There Was A Prophecy That I Would Kill My Father And Marry My Motherjocasta: The Husband I Had Before You, Who Was Murdered Around The Time You Killed That Guy In The Same Place, Was Told He Would Be Slain By His Sonoedipus: Hm,

Angel-Gamer: Capturetheatre: When Theatre Kids Hear Show Tunes In Public I Think The Funniest Thing Is Her Diction. Like That Shit Sticks With You.

H0Llo: Ive Stolen This Line And Used It So Many Times

Vindictive And Gay

Ninetoedsloth: Another Gay Zach Hit Me Up On Growlr…

Gaygothur: When Mercy Fuckin Doesn’t Heal Good, Or Something, Idk I’ve Never Played Overwatch

Flazzeda: Im So Sorry

Blondes BlowJob