You don’t tell me things, Joel. I’m an open book. I tell you everything… every damn, embarrassing thing.— Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

You don’t tell me things, Joel. I’m an open book. I tell you everything… every damn, embarrassing thing.— Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

Ferris Bueller&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Off (1986)

Hey Filmfuckers, Did You Know? Jack Nicholson, As Effervescent As He Is, Once Had A Job Answering Tom And Jerry&Amp;Rsquo;S Fan Mail. Am I The Only One Who Can Picture Him Replying With &Amp;Ldquo;Dear Ndugu, My Name Is Warren R. Schmidt.&Amp;Rdquo;?

Hey Filmfuckers, Did You Know?The Screenplay For Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Was Much Darker And Racier Than The Final Film. It Included Several Sex Scenes Between Joel And Clementine, Joel And His Ex-Girlfriend, Naomi, As Well As Mary With

You Know What This Is? It&Amp;Rsquo;S The World&Amp;Rsquo;S Smallest Violin Playing Just For The Waitresses. — Reservoir Dogs (1992)

It Feels Like I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been In A Coma For About 20 Years, And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Now Waking Up.&Amp;Hellip; Spec-Tacular. — American Beauty (1999)

Fuck Yeah, Pulp Fiction Is On Ifc. Sadly, I Missed Three Quarters Of It&Amp;Hellip;Oh Well, Still Watching. And Starving Because Big Kahuna Burger. Pulp Fiction (1994)

The Shining (1980)

Favourite Stoner Comedy. Dude, Where&Amp;Rsquo;S My Car? (2000)

Favourite Suicide Scene. Ramona Linscott Kills Herself After Revealing That She Murdered Elizabeth Short, Also Known As The Black Dahlia. The Black Dahlia (2006)

Introducing &Amp;Ldquo;Enzo Gorlawmee&Amp;Rdquo;, &Amp;Ldquo;Antonio Margheriiiitiii&Amp;Rdquo;, And &Amp;Ldquo;Dominic Decocco&Amp;Rdquo;. Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Hey Filmfuckers, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got A Present For You. I Actually Found This Quite A While Ago, But For Those Pulp Fiction Fans Who Just Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Their Mind Off That &Amp;Ldquo;Tasty Burger&Amp;Rdquo; Jules Steals From Brett&Amp;Hellip; Make Your Own Big Kahuna

My Sister, The Mean One, Pulling My Hair. — The Virgin Suicides (1999)

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