my-ditsy-little-world: vat1cancame0s: flutterskies: everyone stop what you’re doing there’s a platypus on your dash Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak. HOW DID THEY GET THIS MUCH FOOTAGE

my-ditsy-little-world: vat1cancame0s: flutterskies: everyone stop what you’re doing there’s a platypus on your dash Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak. HOW DID THEY GET THIS MUCH FOOTAGE

Mistress92: At Least We’re Not Out Every Other Night Fucking And Getting Pregnant/Impregnating Others Like Our Parents And Were. We May Be Hooking Up And Having Sex But At Least We’re Smart About It. And We’re Probably Not Gonna Be Shit Talking

Hannahpkmn: Use A Different Photo

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Applebutter180: Ultrafacts: An Instrument Called The Waterphone Makes A Smooth, Eerie Sound That’s Regularly Featured In Movie Soundtracks. Here’s A Video Example: [X](Fact Source) For More Facts, Follow Ultrafacts And Now I Must Get One Of These.

Venusaaur: He’s Here

Rockhardgeologist: Listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If You Like This List Follow Listhacks For More I Don’t Care How Efficient Or Cost Effective This Is, I Will Not Be The Pool Noodle Guy. I Won’t Have My Kids Become Social Outcasts Because The

Bakasara: Coolghost: Tv Show. White Man. Hes Sad. He Has To Do Important Thing But Its Hard. His Girlfriend Died Probably. Twsit!! Theres Another White Man. Maybe More. Hes Sad Too But For Different Reason. Its Very Deep Probably. Theyre Best Friends

Oswinoswut: Anycsifan: Samandriel: If I Was An Author, I’d Go Into Bookstores And Find The Shelf With My Books, Randomly Sign One, And Put It Back On The Shelf To Be Sold. I Can Imagine A Few Authors Doing This

Freekumdress: Someone At The Table: “So Which One Of Us Is Getting Rid Of Iggy?”

Matron Saint Of The Void

When You're In First Place In Mario Kart And Shit Starts Going Down Behind You:

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