Proto Porn

Inside a MILSO’s head 90% the time during a deployment:

Inside a MILSO’s head 90% the time during a deployment:

Inside a MILSO’s head 90% the time during a deployment:

Inside a MILSO’s head 90% the time during a deployment:

When People Ask How You Manage To Get Through Distance/Deployments Alone

When People Ask How You Manage To Get Through Distance/Deployments Alone

When Your So’s Schedule Keeps Changing But You’ve Already Set A Wedding Date:

When Your So’s Schedule Keeps Changing But You’ve Already Set A Wedding Date:

Perspective Shifts On Pda:

Perspective Shifts On Pda:

Benadrylpapi: Being Ugly Is Poppin Cause Ya Phone Doesn’t Blow Up All The Time And Ya Battery Lasts Long.

Benadrylpapi:  Being Ugly Is Poppin Cause Ya Phone Doesn’t Blow Up All The Time

Samwiseg: “Cool Girl”. Men Always Use That, Don’t They? As Their Defining Compliment: “She’s A Cool Girl”. Cool Girl Is Hot. Cool Girl Is Game. Cool Girl Is Fun. Cool Girl Never Gets Angry At Her Man. She Only Smiles In A Chagrined, Loving

Samwiseg:  “Cool Girl”. Men Always Use That, Don’t They? As Their Defining

It’s Always Okay To Take A Break From Kindness To Remind Someone They Got You Fucked Up

It’s Always Okay To Take A Break From Kindness To Remind Someone They Got You Fucked

A Sir And His Kitten

A Sir And His Kitten

You Wear Fine Things Well

You Wear Fine Things Well

Sex + Sophistication

Sex + Sophistication

Montypla: Cool-Ghoul: Come To Think Of It, The Classic “Robot Looking At A Schematic In The Centerfold Like It’s Porn” Gag Is Infinitely More Fucked Up Than At Face Value. It’s A Disassembled (Oftentimes Exploded) Diagram Of The Internal Organs

Montypla:  Cool-Ghoul:  Come To Think Of It, The Classic “Robot Looking At A Schematic

Confundoh: (Insp.)

Confundoh:  (Insp.)

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

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