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benadrylpapi: Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

benadrylpapi: Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

benadrylpapi:  Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time

benadrylpapi:  Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time

Samwiseg: “Cool Girl”. Men Always Use That, Don’t They? As Their Defining Compliment: “She’s A Cool Girl”. Cool Girl Is Hot. Cool Girl Is Game. Cool Girl Is Fun. Cool Girl Never Gets Angry At Her Man. She Only Smiles In A Chagrined, Loving

Samwiseg:  “Cool Girl”. Men Always Use That, Don’t They? As Their Defining

It’s Always Okay To Take A Break From Kindness To Remind Someone They Got You Fucked Up

It’s Always Okay To Take A Break From Kindness To Remind Someone They Got You Fucked

A Sir And His Kitten

A Sir And His Kitten

You Wear Fine Things Well

You Wear Fine Things Well

Sex + Sophistication

Sex + Sophistication

Montypla: Cool-Ghoul: Come To Think Of It, The Classic “Robot Looking At A Schematic In The Centerfold Like It’s Porn” Gag Is Infinitely More Fucked Up Than At Face Value. It’s A Disassembled (Oftentimes Exploded) Diagram Of The Internal Organs

Montypla:  Cool-Ghoul:  Come To Think Of It, The Classic “Robot Looking At A Schematic

Confundoh: (Insp.)

Confundoh:  (Insp.)

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

You're A Proper Little Slut, Aren't You?

Dressed-In-Mesh: My Neighbors Might Have Caught Me This Morning. I Don’t Think I Care.

Dressed-In-Mesh:  My Neighbors Might Have Caught Me This Morning. I Don’t Think

Whetlips

Whetlips

Ofwhichiamtheworst: A Male Feminist Walks Into A Bar Because It Was Set So Low

Ofwhichiamtheworst:  A Male Feminist Walks Into A Bar  Because It Was Set So Low

Foxnewsofficial: Love Yourself So We Have Something In Common

Foxnewsofficial:  Love Yourself So We Have Something In Common

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