pearlfey: seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. i got sheep. i am a fucking sheep.

pearlfey: seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. i got sheep. i am a fucking sheep.

Gerita-O-Clock: The Best Insults The Ones That Start With A Cuss Word And End With A Completely Random Word. Hey, Bitchcone. Look Here, Fuckstripe. Fuck Off, Asspole.

Barackobama: Rabioheab: I Think There’s Been A Mistake No It Isn’t Congratulations, You Are Now The President Of The United States

Alonglineofbread: Thatcorbincrow: Imagine Bioluminescent Mermaids Imagine Mermaids With Symbiotic Relationships With Other Animals Imagine Whale Sized Mermaids In The Arctic Circle Imagine Tiny Tropical Seahorse Mermaids Imagine Mermaids With Scales

Crocspaperscissors: Godheadcomplex: Godheadcomplex: Apparently My College Campus Is Getting Burrito Vending Machines??? Why Someone Has Pointed Out To Me That The Burrito Box Comes With Free Wifi Now Im Interested Did A Burrito Vending Machine Not

Uswe: Nothin-But-Bad-News: I Like How Everyone Jokes About How Nice Canada Is And How They Never Hurt Anyone, But They Literally Rioted Because They Lost The Stanley Cup In 2011 (The Superbowl Of Hockey). Hockey Isn’t A Joke In Canada The

My Life Is One Big “Wow Ok”

Corgiaddict: I Don’t Care What You Say, The Fact Remains That Upright Gas Is Always Worse Then The Sweet Floral Notes Of Corgi Gas. To A Corgi At Least. Http://Jasperislington.tumblr.com/

Temporalpairofsocks: Suburbanstresszits: A Romantic Comedy Where A Girl Meets A Guy And Really Likes Him, Then Later On Meets A Girl She Also Likes And She Is Tearing Herself Up Trying To Choose Between The Two, Only To Find Out In The End That They

Sherrocked: Todayis-Nevertoolate: Little-Uno: Thatstoomainstream: It’s Weird How In Animals Seeing Ribs/Collar&Amp;Amp;Hip Bones Is Considered Sick Or Even Abusive, But In People That’s Considered Beautiful. This May Have Just Changed My Life. This

Oswinoswut: If You Dont Still Say “Wed-Ness-Day” In Your Head When You Spell Wednesday Then Ur A Fucking Liar

Tastefullyoffensive: Animals Using Other Animals As Pillows [Boredpanda]Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

Gothamsnexttoprobin: Tittily: Whenever Im Sad I Just Think About How The Welsh Word For Microwave Is Popty Ping That.. That Helps.

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