meladoodle: bewbin: meladoodle: i could eat a whole avocado right now avocadon’t avocago away avocaDO-IT

meladoodle: bewbin: meladoodle: i could eat a whole avocado right now avocadon’t avocago away avocaDO-IT

Nicotinerampage: Telemiscommunication: Telemiscommunication: Fairy World? Scary World You’re Not That Scary. Well, Here’s A Picture Of Your Grandma’s Feet! It Burns! Fairy World? Hairy World. Dairy World? Hairy World. Oh, Darn It!

Dear God, I Think My Mom Drove One Of Those. Same Color Too&Amp;Hellip;

Forever-Dirty-Minded: Let Me Be Your: 7Am Morning Fuck Before You Go To Work Midday Text, Letting You Know That You’re On My Mind 5Pm Cuddle After A Long Days Work 11Pm Rough Fuck As I Pound Away The Frustrations Of Your Day 2Am Soft Whisper In Your

Se-Ren-D-Ipi-Ty: Lacigreen: Snarkenstone: On The Left We Have The Lyrics From Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On The Right We Rape Survivors Participating In Project Unbreakable, Showing The Various Things That Were Said To Them By Their Rapist. From

Madman-In-A-Blue-Box-At-221B: Floozys: Donavonisnotsexy: Floozys: “Boys Will Be Bo-“ Flies In Punches You In The Face Boys Will Be Held Responsible For Their Actions Like Everyone Else We Will Not. You Will Do So Or I’ll Shove Responsibility

Rachelovesklaine: Felison: How Come When A Gay Man Hits On A Straight Man He’s A “Predatory Gay” But When A Straight Man Hits On A Lesbian It’s A “Challenge”

Officialprincewilliam: Names Are So Weird It’s Like What Noise Should I Make To Get Your Attention

Gothiccharmschool: Seerofsarcasm: Satamoru: Plintoon: Satamoru: Zoann: Colormecalm: Nonimaginaryfriend: Disgruntledsquids: Americanairliines-Deactivated20: Old Hag By *Veprikov Being A Witch Is Not The Highest Paid Job In The World. I Just Found

Aber-Flyingtiger: Thechampagneandthestars: People From Other Countries Think That The Uk Is Filled With Beautiful, Posh, Benedict Cumberbatch Type Humans, When In Reality I’ve Never Seen A More Accurate Metaphor For The British Public

Porphyriasuicide: Thesethingsmayhappen: Lunatic-Moon: I’m Sorry, Did I Mention That I Am Literally Anxiety Cat? It Looks So Much Like My Cat Them Feels.

Nillawiffle: Captainmjolnir: Variablejabberwocky: Hypotheticalwoman: 3Rdrudy: Emerald-Observance: 3Rdrudy: Imsarahcate: 3Rdrudy: Timewarp-Grrrl: ‘What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger’ What If I Cut Off Your Left Leg

Battledad: Riannafinch: Crush Fairy Strikes Again This Is The Most Adorable And Cutest Thing I’ve Ever Seen.