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fun123joker: geardrops: fastcompany: Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink it’s so cute i want an army of them last minuet papers got so much easier

Thornicating: Thornicating: My Family Usually Eats Bagged Cereals (You Know, The Off Brand Kinds That Taste Like Deceit) And Today My Mother Came Home With 15+ Boxes Of Sugared Name-Brand Cereal, Dumped Them Into My Arms, And Said “I Can’t Eat Lies

Heykarli: My Friends Mom Is 4’9 And Her Dad Is 6’5. Whenever She Is Mad At Him, She Grabs A Chair To Yell In His Face. Everytime That Happens, He’s Laughing Too Hard For Her To Stay Mad. They Say It’s The Only Way They’ve Been Married For So

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Thisturtleisneon: Hernameisspooky: Acting The More Times I Watch It The Funnier It Is

Thisisurheichouspeaking: Art Dump Part 4 Okay Story Time So My Art Teacher Assigned Us To Do A Chalk Pastel Still Life Of Fruits N Shit And I Was Like “No” So I Drew A Banana Instead. And My Teacher Came By Like “You Need To Have More Than One

Notadangirl: Luckyspike: Futurama Is One Of Those Shows That Lures You In By Being Funny And Then Rips Your Fucking Heart Out If You Didn’t Know The Hand Was Her Father, The Squid Thing Her Mother, Her Parents Left Her At An Orphanage When She Was

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