sarcasmsaidit: these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit: these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Mentally Tired As Fuck And I Just Tried To Go To Sleep An Hour Ago And No Luck. And I Just Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop Thinking And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Really Hot In My Room And I Really Need To Confess These Thoughts, Get Them Out Of My Head Before They Really

Starllex: My Friend Richie Was Really Angry One Time And He Picked Up A Rock And Threw It Angrily At The Ground But It Actually Didnt Touch The Ground It Went Straight Into A Gutter So He Literally Threw A Rock At The Ground And Missed

Pseudo-Embarrassed: Adhoption: River-B: Motherfuckinoedipus: Abnels: Memeguy-Com: You Win This Round Cheese Actually That Is A Rectangle Cheese [Oxford Comma Laughing In The Distance] [Vocative Comma Wondering What Oxford Comma Thinks It’s

The-Yolocaust: Clowis: The-Yolocaust: I Need Like 40 More Followers Hell Yeah What Do You Need Them For Were Taking North Korea By Sundown

Yindy

Have You Ever Heard Of Screwpulp?

Fromoneroomaway: Tina Fey For American Express, 2007-2014

Chilled: Throws Lamp At You You Need To Lighten The Fuck Up

Anidorikildra: Prettylittlefitblr: Girlwiththegoldencrown: Thiscallsforphilosophy: Some Motivation From The Doctor. I Definitely Needed This Right Now! I Was Actually Doing Homework, Love This! I Have A Math Test Tomorrow. I Needed It.

Nagitok: &Amp;Ldquo;What Did This Man Do, Officer?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;He Just… He Just Did Everything”

50Shadesofacceptance: I Will Not Stop Reblogging This Because This Shit Was Both Hilarious And True

Slimginger: Wow Lifting Has Made Me So Bulky And Unfeminine Clearly Jk (Flips Perky Pony Tail And Laughs At The Haters Sipping On A Vodka Soda Disguised As A Regular Pepsi Bottle (Under 21 College Struggles))

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