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cyberjock: dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth dude 2: okay but what are the magic words dude 1: no homo

cyberjock: dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth dude 2: okay but what are the magic words dude 1: no homo

cyberjock:  dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth dude 2: okay

cyberjock:  dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth dude 2: okay

Bpdchiaki:i’ve Heard Of Multiple People Who Didnt Start Transitioning Until They Were Well Into Their 30’S And They Still Look Incredible So If You’re A Young Trans Kid Worrying That Its Too Late To Start Transitioning Already Then Know That Even

Bpdchiaki:i’ve Heard Of Multiple People Who Didnt Start Transitioning Until They

Plavapticica: Bryndonovan: I Have Worked At Hallmark For About 20 Years Total And This Is Probably The Best Card I Have Ever Written. This Is A Card I Would Actually Buyfunny, No Scat Humor, No Age Jokes Or Sexist Jokes, Not Creepily Sentimentala+

Plavapticica:  Bryndonovan:  I Have Worked At Hallmark For About 20 Years Total And

Harinef: Rhinoplasti: !!!! Yes!!

Harinef:  Rhinoplasti:  !!!!  Yes!!

Chronicallyquirky: Toomanyfeelings: You Can Be Depressed And Not Feel Sad Or Blue. Depression Can Also Be A Haze Of Sleepiness, Distractedness/Obsessiveness Cycles, And A Twinge Of Irritability That Can Be Hard To Recognize Because You Might Already

Chronicallyquirky:  Toomanyfeelings:  You Can Be Depressed And Not Feel Sad Or Blue.

Words N Quotes

Words N Quotes

Redgrieve: Gtranxio: &Amp;Ldquo;Oh My God, I’m Turning Into—A Vampire!” &Amp;Quot;But How? I Didn’t Even Bite You Yet!&Amp;Rdquo; Premature Edraculation Go To Your Room

Redgrieve:  Gtranxio:  &Amp;Ldquo;Oh My God, I’m Turning Into—A Vampire!” &Amp;Quot;But

Ball-Deep: &Amp;Ldquo;Well I Mean, Unless Sh-&Amp;Rdquo; No, Nope. Shut Up, You’re Stupid. Stop Being Stupid.

Ball-Deep:  &Amp;Ldquo;Well I Mean, Unless Sh-&Amp;Rdquo; No, Nope. Shut Up, You’re

Castiel-Knight-Of-Hell: This Is Why I Love This Joke: Jesus Was Fond Of Telling His Followers Not To Worry About How They’d Afford Food Tomorrow Because God Would Provide. But Jesus Told Them This While Handing Out Free Bread And Encouraging Them

Castiel-Knight-Of-Hell:  This Is Why I Love This Joke: Jesus Was Fond Of Telling

Dishenvyous: Nathanael-Platier: Thatsthat24: Snorunt: Nikaido: Kweenofslayying: What In The Absolute Fuck Same Me That Was Beautiful Please Watch This Dad Generation

Dishenvyous:  Nathanael-Platier:  Thatsthat24:  Snorunt:  Nikaido:  Kweenofslayying:

Alymuffin: Theblueboxonbakerstreet: Newt Scamander Had Better Be Like A Magical Steve Irwin  #Crikey Look At That Chimera #One Of The Most Dangerous Magical Creatures Known To Wizardkind #… … … #Let’s Have A Closer Look #I’m Gonna Pet

Alymuffin:  Theblueboxonbakerstreet:  Newt Scamander Had Better Be Like A Magical

Itsstuckyinmyhead: Best Tumblr Responses 

Itsstuckyinmyhead:  Best Tumblr Responses 

Beartier: Neraiutsuze: #Jack Sparrow: Accepting You For Whatever Gender You Decide To Be Since 2003 #There Should Be A Captain In That Tag Somewhere  #Jack Sparrow: Captaining You For Whatever Captain You Captain To Captain Since Captain So Close

Beartier:  Neraiutsuze:    #Jack Sparrow: Accepting You For Whatever Gender You Decide

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