recum: Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.

recum: Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.

So-Super-Fucking-Skinny: Twinque: Ordering Pizza This Is What I Do Everytime And Then Last Time I Did It I Got A Call From An Old Chinese Man Saying “I’m The Only One Working Is It Ok If I Come” He Got A $20 Tip

Sipsydew: The-Doctors-Mind-Palace: Turntechgoddamnit: Exaltedhaze: I Really Like Jupiter’s Design. Omg Jupiter Is A Kawaii Papa But Plutoooo I Love Saturn Omf

Hello, Im Sam

Hello, Im Sam

Assholuke: How Do Ppl Just Get Continuous Anons Throughout The Day I Don’t Understand Is There Some Kind Of Tutorial Or Cheat Code That I Don’t Know

This Urn Will Turn You Into A Tree After You Die

There Is No &Quot;Too Fat&Quot; Where You Stop Being A Person Worthy Of Dignity And Care And Respect. There Is No Weight Limit On Humanity.

Tenderedkid: I Just Wanna Go Stargazing With You And Makeout With You And Hold Your Hand

Shadowwraiths: Read It. Understand It. Share It.

Thevolutionofnerdy: Deaneggsandsam: No But Could You Imagine One Of The Quidditch Team Members Saying “Knock On Wood” And They All Just Hit Oliver Before A Big Match I’m Almost A Thousand Percent Sure The Weasley Twins Did That At Some Point

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Swingsetindecember: I Wish More People Said That Being Single Is Normal And You’re Not Going To Meet And Marry Someone And That’s Fine And If Marriage Happens, It Happens. And It’s Not The Next Big Ticket To Check Off In Life’s Checklist Because

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