stolenwhales:dance-hall-dyke:satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention

stolenwhales:dance-hall-dyke:satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention

I Just Want Chocolate, Cuddles, And No Headache :/School Is Fun, Homework Is Not. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got Work In About 100 Minutes, A Date 516 Minutes Till A Date (Yet For All That Math Accounting Homework Still Remains). Just Took Some Ibuprofen. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Doing

Gatherrobots:they’re Tiny Houses Made Of #Books And I Want One. With How Much #Redecorating And #Rearranging I’ve Been Doing I Can Easily Find A Spot For Them. #Art #Books

Mydogsnokes: Hedgehowg: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth I Don’t Know Why Don’t You Ask The Bread Baking In My Vagina. I’m Sorry For Whatever I Said That Caused You To Say What You Just Said

Pineplapple: Pineplapple: What Is Happening Help Me

Failure-Isnt-Falling-Down: Teamsciles:laoisepotter: Don’t You Hate It When There’s A Perfect Opportunity For Lesbians And The Writers Just Don’t? Ii

I'm A Damsel. I'm In Distress. I Can Handle This.

A Friendly Reminder To Students:

Benvolio-The-Living:i Hate When Parents Use The Whole “I Pay For Your Food And Clothes And Everything Else!” Excuse To Make Their Kids Feel Guilty. Its Like, Oh, Yes, Sorry You Decided To Have A Child And Actually Have To Care For That Child. What

Srkdall:5265Ad: I’m Grown But I’m Not Grown Grown Which Means I Know How To Ride A Dick But I’m Still Not Sure How Taxes Work.

This Makes Me Sad And Annoyed With The World

Motherfuckingdragonsyo:i Made An Old Lady Blush Today At Work Because She Ordered Two Senior Coffees And I Said “Senior ? I’m Sorry Miss, I’m Going To Have To Ask To See Some Id.” And She Covered Her Mouth And Went “Oh Dear Me” And Couldn’t

Dirkfromstatefarm:does Anyone Else Have Those Daily Existential Crisis Fueled By Self Hate And Anxiety Or Just Me

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