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I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this.

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Comedycentral: Jon Stewart Looks At The Handful Of States Still Pushing Back Against The Spread Of Equality. Click Here To Watch.

Sixpenceee:glasswing Butterfly Is A Brush-Footed Butterfly Which Wings Are Transparent. The Tissue Between The Veins Of Its Wings Looks Like Glass. They Are Found In The Range Which Extends Throughout Central America Into Mexico. (Source)

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