voluptuousvagabond: just-shower-thoughts: Our butts can produce all states of matter except plasma. Clearly someone’s never had a case of the Taco Bell shits

voluptuousvagabond: just-shower-thoughts: Our butts can produce all states of matter except plasma. Clearly someone’s never had a case of the Taco Bell shits

Libbyframe: Born To Fight A Short Comic I Made. To Those Asking, I Meant For The Main Character To Be A Girl, But I Guess You Can Interpret Their Gender However You Want.

Skin-Rivets-Tyler: D4Ftpunks: Balconyscene: Illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet: I Feel As Fucking Useless As A White Fucking Crayon U Just Gotta Find Someone Who Prefers Black Paper My Friend That Was The Most Beautiful Thing I’ve Ever Read

Actual Good First-Time College Student Advice:

Phils-Mum-And-Llama-Placentas: Bangtidyniall: I Hear Those Sleigh Bells Jingling Ring Ting Tingling Tooooooooooooo Come On It’s Lovely Weather For A Sleigh Ride Together With Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It’s Started

Achievingmore: Thorxndor: I Was Sitting On My Friends Bed With Her When She Came Out As Gay And I Was Looking Through A Chinese Food Pamphlet So I Put It Down, Looked At Her And Said “I Was Going To Suggest Ordering Food But I See Now You’d Prefer

Where Did The Idea Of Vampires Having Balls Actually Come From? Like What Started That... &Quot;I'm A Bloodsucking Creature Of The Night; I Feel Like Dressing Fabulous And Going To Mingle In High Society!&Quot;

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Alt-And-Black: Thecrazytowncomics: No One Forced You To Get Married One Of My Coworkers Said Something Like This And It Made Me Think About Married Culture In The Us. His Wife Had Been Out Of Town For The Week And He Was Really Excited To Go Home And

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Witchlinghour: I Don’t Care What Anyone Says. I Will Eat All The Pumpkin Spice, Roll In All The Crunchy Leaves. I Will Prance My Ass Through A Forest While Drinking A Latte Wearing Big Boots And Knit Sweaters. And You Can’t Stop Me.

Bossybroads: “Though She Never Graduated High School, As The Daughter Of The Live-In Housekeeper For The Tiffany Family (Of Tiffany &Amp;Amp; Co And Tiffany Glass), May Edward Chinn Grew Up With Much Of The Culture And Education That The Tiffany Children

Butterscotchwm: Notnights: Soloontherocks: Chowchowmotherfucker: Every Medicine On The Market Is Like Pros: You’ll Stop Coughing Cons: You Might Die My Favorite Side Effect Warning Is For Antidepressants Pros: You Won’t Want To Kill Yourself

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