if all the not real conversations i keep having in my head would shut the fuck up that’d be much appreciated.

if all the not real conversations i keep having in my head would shut the fuck up that’d be much appreciated.

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Last Night Went Well. The Girls Were Fun. T Really Needed To Vent And I Am Glad I Could Offer My Ears For Her. And M Came For Dinner And We Got A Fun Story Time From The Master Herself. I Still Stayed Up Too Late On Feabie. I Need To Stop Doing That But

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