superwhatlocked: Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

superwhatlocked: Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

Turquoise-Candy: Luthienmuse: In-The-Violet-Hour: Destroymales: Terpsikeraunos: Queenotrera: History Wants So Badly For Cleopatra To Be Beautiful. Like They Can’t Conceive Of Rome Being Intimidated By Anything Less Because Being A Linguist, Fleet

On Little Space: Rhinithia

Publicchinesegarden: Giant Powdered Doughnut

Acevengersquad: Books-Are-Better-Than-Sex: This Is Edward Gorey. He Is A Fantastic Author And Illustrator Who Has Created A Great Deal Of Strange And Unsettling Books. I Have Heard Rumours Before That He Was Asexual, But They Were Just That—Rumours.

Scaremoonturkey: Coreymagz: Meladoodle: A Demon That Writes Messages On Your Mirror With Blood But They’re Useful Messages. Like “Remember You Have Yoga At 6 Tonight” “You Need To Leave Him, Karen”.

Follow Up On The Field Trip

Storyadvocate: Ciarachimera: Dads Who Refuse To Do Anything That Is Traditionally Considered “Feminine” With Their Daughters Are Lame Dads. I’ve Been In The Store And Overheard A Dad Tell His Little Girl Who Might Have Been 12 To Go By Herself

Jumpingjacktrash: In Two Hundred Years Some Antiques Dealer Is Going To Be So Bewildered

Give Me The Future, It's Golden And Bright

Weezl:the Jack Daniels Hell Train Just Tore Through Walmart And Ruined My Shopping Experience

Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:katie-Pup:don’t Awoo“Don’t Appropriate Wolf Culture” This Zoo Is Run By Fucking Sjws Trying To Create Some Kind Of Safe Space Bullshit

Mind-Of-Mycroft: I Swing Both Ways. Aggressively. With My Dagger. To Make Sure That Nobody Comes Near Me.

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